"Elmo"......
"Zoe".....
"Cookie Monster".......
"I never saw him before in my life...grumpy or something.".....
"The blue guy"........
"The Garbage Grump"......
"The Big Yellow Bird"........
"Esther and Ernie"
He can't compete against everyone else who learned that "C is for Cookie", "It Ain't Easy Being Green", and that Rubber Duckie really is the one!
As a man, he'll never understand the rude Bert and Ernie jokes guys tell when they're hanging out, or even be able to confess about the crush he had on Maria.
What have I done! I've failed him.
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